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So your saying its not ACID its more like Ecstasy?


Ecstasy might work:

Eternally Consistent State, Transactions And Scale, Yes please.


Very well done, sir.


It is ACID. It is a DBMS. It's not a Relational DBMS.


Dude its a pun :-)


We just need to name a drug "DBMS" (preferably something that makes you feel emotionally close, hence "relational DBMS") to complete the pun.




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